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Kinja'd!!! "Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection" (itsalwayssteve)
04/25/2015 at 13:42 • Filed to: None

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Not Car Related, but oppos between the ages of 35-45 may appreciate this:

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Imagine... An alternate universe where instead of getting a breast reduction and disappearing into the land of Home improvement shows, Soleil Moon Frye embraced her Punky Brewster character and became the first pre-teen punk rock rapper.

(Because it was the 80s and they were throwing whatever at the wall to see if it would stick)

She would have had a mall tour with Fishbone, The Fresh Prince, and Debbie Gibson and record several albums. In the 90s she would get harder and nastier as the gangsta rap and Nü Mëtäl genres took hold of the charts and she struggled to stay relevant.

She would drop out of the spotlight after the new millennium, doing limited acting and hosting work and raising a family.

Then in 2010 she would embrace her silliness and record a series of concept records based on 80s children’s TV shows. She would have guest appearances by Will Smith, Pee Wee, and others and begin her own variety show for kids.


DISCUSSION (2)


Kinja'd!!! Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
04/25/2015 at 13:48

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Now I can’t STOP thinking about it...


Kinja'd!!! Brian, The Life of > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
04/25/2015 at 13:50

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Your brain must be a fascinating place to visit.